Tristan Tristar
Well the first act I'm gonna recommend is me... well what did you expect lol - even politicians vote for themselves (and the other acts told me I had to honest...) Although I don't do Stripograms or Kissograms anymore (well I can hardly go up against gods like Danny Valentino and JJ O’Neil) you can still come and see me do my thang at The Adonis Cabaret Show every Saturday night - we have 5 shows running all year in Blackpool, Brighton, Bournemouth, London and Newcastle and I make a surprise guest appearance at one of these shows every week - check the site for more info www.AdonisCabaret.co.uk (PS I'm still available for TV Cameos and Print Media – hint..) I'm going to let me best mate tell you the rest about me as I've gone all shy...
( By Davina Sparkle - piss take more likely..)
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, The Oompa Loompas all gathered round to talk to their friend Tripod Tryhard,"Munchkin land is full" they said, so off you go to Brighton and learn how to become a Stripper, so Mr Tryhard packed his rucksack and off he went. When he arrived and after being found in bass bin at the Honeyclub, some fool taught him how to Fire Breathe and but he became very good at it... so he went to Vienna to learn how to be a Stripper, came back all tanned and muscled and went back to school to learn how to speak and tell jokes, unfortunately the jokes are still cr*p but he did become a very good Stripper and Showman called Tristan Tristar... Seriously though, Tristan is a zany, fun and outrageous guy, with a zest for life who loves performing his fantastic Strip show to hundreds of ladies, if he can do it and is available for your event, I would recommend my handsome and charming best mate any day! Um, er, cheers, I suppose "Dave". So next time there is a stripper on your favourite TV show or a Drag Queen on your favourite soap we will make sure we give you a wink - watch out for us!! Love Tristan x Professional Idiot. |